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pirates vs ninjas 

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.
One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!

Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!
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pirates vs. ninjas 

an online "war" typically on facebook. an application which you pick a side, and recruit as needed. most likely used by faggs.
Joe- "hey bob!"
Bob- "hey joe!"
Joe- "are you ready for the pirates vs. ninjas party at toms house on saturday night?!"
Bob- "yeah! im so excited, can't wait to bring out the Guitar Hero!!"
Joe- "i'm actually more excited for the touch football..."
pirates vs. ninjas by K.T. Danske December 11, 2007

Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy

An unanswerable question, like Sophie's Choice but harder.
Man A: I don't know what to do, it's pretty Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy at the moment you know??
Man B: You mean like Sophie's choice?
Man A: But wayyyyy harder.

ninja vs. pirate 

This is a debate that is often held in such areas as internet forums, chat rooms, and even in actual places such as cafiterias, homes, and cars of teenagers.

The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.

Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.

In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.

Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
Geek 1:Who do you think would win in a fight in aninja vs. pirate duel?
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026