Pipette Job 

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.

"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."

Pipette Job by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

pipette 

A unit of volume between 0.8 and 1.5 milliletres.

I'll have my cuppa tea with only a little bit of milk, not a pipette, like you usually make it.

pipette by David Kuling September 22, 2006

pimpettes 

Two girls who can pimp

Diane n Rachael

pimpettes by DD RH February 22, 2003

Pipette 

Low self esteemed college freshman, with loads of daddy issues looking to catch the pipe

There were oodles of pipettes at the dining hall last night. I had to take one back to my dorm to "Netflix and chill".

Pipette by Bear Jew 69 November 1, 2015

pipette 

A small blowjob.

Hey girl, how about a pipette real quick?

pipette by LittleAlbert September 6, 2016

dirty pipette

When you're getting a blumpkin and the toilet water from your huge spike splashes down into your girls throat.

Man I dropped such a huge spike mid blumpkin that the toilet water dribbled right into her face like a dirty pipette

dirty pipette by huge ballsack March 22, 2024