Pionel Pepsi 

Washed up pen merchant that is said to have haunted relegation clubs like Eibar and Mallorca. Currently farming in the Uber Eats league but is finished and only has 2 goals this season. Known to ghost on big game occasions such as his missed penalty against Chile in the Copa America 2016 final and in the 2014 World Cup final against Germany. Finished player who played for a finished club for most of his career. He is most recently found missing pens in the champions league against Real Madrid.

Me: Grandpa, who is Pionel Pepsi?

Grandfather: Never speak of his name again - he is a washed up dwarf pen merchant who only scores against shite teams like Bolivia and Eibar

Pionel Pepsi by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022

pionel pepsi 

A short midget of a man that looks like a dwarf he is a ghost that lurks around the penalty box to start crying and pay the refs for a penalty but you should always give him a penalty because he will eat you whole, he is a very big penalty merchant and is a finished ghost and is notorious for robbing awards and stealing penalties.

pionel pepsi is a finished ghost

pionel pepsi by pardia pejazi November 12, 2023