Pinot

It is a measurement of time, distance, and drunkenness. You can be 1 pinot away which is 10 minute, 1 miles, OR be 1 pinot TURNT.

Christine is one pinot away and ready to get BIG HAIR turnt!

by Barn_carn April 22, 2015

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Pinot Noir

Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"

by Mwatuangi October 12, 2015

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A new drink sweeping the greater Metropolitan-Washington DC area that involves dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Pinot Grigio. This drink is reserved for only Upper Class society. It truly denotes a rich, blue-blood quality of all drinkers.

Did you just order a Pinot Bomb? Rich.

by BigJig May 26, 2010

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Pinot Grigio

The act of sticking one's finger very far up their butt hole and then inserting it into another person's nostrils.

Yo you just got pinot grigioed.
Im going to pinot grigio you.

by VJayJaySqueeze4355 November 17, 2015

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Pinot Grigioed

To get wasted drinking wine (normally Pinot Grigio) at lunch and then continue for the rest of the day working as if you're fine.

Als was completley Pinot Grigioed when he came back from lunch today! Like father like son!

by matthedude May 20, 2006

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Pinot noir

a red wine. largely associated with the Burgundy region of France.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.

It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.

1: "hello my good sir!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"

by Jew Carrey January 14, 2010

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