Pineapple Nazi

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Phraze origionally coined by comedian Alun Cochrane.

Means someone who hates Pinapple on Pizza, and goes 'Absolutely balistic' at the suggestion of a Hawaiian.

Alun: Lets get a Hawaiian.
Dan: NOOOOOOO! ITS A FRUIT! YOU CANT PUT FRUIT IN A FUCKIN' PIZZA WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Alun: Wooooooah!!....

Alun: You do know that technically tomatos a fruit dont you?
Dan: FUCK OFF!
Alun: You're such a Pineapple Nazi..

Pineapple Nazi by Georgia colman February 12, 2008

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Pineapple Nazi

One who withholds pineapple for no apparent reason.

Me: ooh... can i have a piece!?
Pineapple Nazi: No Pineapple for you!

Pineapple Nazi by BinaryHackerMan January 17, 2009

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pineapple nazi

A person who despises pineapples and flips out at the mention of them.

Paul:Want some pineapple??!
Julia:HELL TO THE NO, YOU RETARD!!
Paul: You are such a pineapple nazi!
Julia: GO F yourself!
Paul:Jeez, I just wanted to know if you wanted pineapple!

pineapple nazi by angryandsad December 6, 2010

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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