the act of using finger nail to pinch a gentleman’s perineum so hard as to leave a bruise that remains for several days
Barbara was so angry that I said her mum's name whilst we were intimate, that she reached back and took a pinch of salt - right near my backside - I am still walking funny and can't sit down for love nor' money
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).