Noun. Meaning: One amazingly ballin'-ass motha fucka, who is so fuckin' cool that bottles and cans recycle themselves in his presence, nuclear waste cleans up after itself, and computer viruses disappear when he enters a room. Taught MacGyver everything he knows. Anyone with a Master's degree in Badassery and a Doctorate in Smartassery.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.