1. Getting drunk on Pimm'
s No. 1
Cup.
2. Refusing to drink Pimm's at Henley
Royal Regatta, and getting slapped for this affront.
1. Lady Astor: "Lord Churchill, you're Pimm'
s-slapped!"
Churchill: "Madam, I may be Pimm'
s-slapped, but - BLRRHUHH!"
2. "I say, old thing, did you witness that commotion this afternoon in the Steward'
s Enclosure when the Yank turned down the Pimm'
s? The silly chap got himself Pimm'
s-slapped something frightful!"