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The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.

I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!

pillowpants by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006

pillowpants

a cute petname given to someone who is very sleepy.

Valerie: I'm so tired. ::yawn:: I think I might just go to bed.
Renan: Ok pillowpants, I'll join in a few minutes.

pillowpants by valpak August 14, 2006

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pillow pants

Pussy Troll. The parents place it in their daughter pussy. If a penis trys entering the pussy before the age of 21 then the Pussy Troll will bite it off. On ones 21st birthday the pussy Troll is gone forever.

Pillow pants is in Clerks 2

pillow pants by Franne July 23, 2006

pillow pants

The demon native to a woman's vaginia. Said to bite dicks off until he is peed out on the host body's 21st birthday. Generally believed to be a christian influenced myth.

See also: Listerfiend

"Pillow pants....is the imp that lives in Myra's....vagina."

pillow pants by E. Badman July 22, 2006

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pillow pants

A reference in Clerks 2. A lie told to repressed christian girls to prevent them from having pre-marital sex. The name "pillow pants" is that of the fictional troll that lives in the girl's vagina that will cut off any penis that enters.

Pillow pants is the name of the troll...that lives in her pussy...

pillow pants by Tony B.G.L.L. July 26, 2006

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pillow pants

This is the term used by Elias in the widely popular movie Clerks 2. This is used to describe the "troll" in a girls pooter that bites of the dick of any man who sticks his dick in it until after the 21st birthday of the girl.

I hope this girl's parents forgot to put a pillow pants in her.

pillow pants by ZachG5390 July 23, 2006

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pillow pants

A hilarious term used in clerks 2 ..... some would describe it as a vagina demon.

This girl had a bad case of pillow pants...I had to run off in horror.

pillow pants by D. Chamberlain July 14, 2006

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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