pillow hugger

A night of excessive drug and/or alchol use that precipatates an act or acts of uninhibited and intoxicated indiscretion. The word "pillow hugger" refers to the moment when one, now sober on the following morning, awakens after such a night, recalls his drunken behavior, and then hugs and burys his face in his pillow in shame.

That Russian Vodka always leads to a pillow hugger. And sometimes leads to a trip to the STD clinic. I'm gettin' to old for that shit, bro'. So I think I'll just stick with the Chateau Latrine tonight.

pillow hugger by Marc Lang June 5, 2004

Pillow Hugger

Usually someone under 18 who, when having a sex dream, hump their pillows.

Timmy:"Dad, Mom, I'm a pillow hugger"

Dad: "Your Dead to me!"
Mom: *Weeping*

Pillow Hugger by A.J.W.R August 28, 2010

Pillow Hugger

When two gay dudes have anal sex, one dude hugs his pillow for comfort. He is usually hunched over on all fours.

The other night Mark was drilling Crispben’s ass super hard. Crispben was hugging his pillow as he cried gentle tears down his cheeks. It was beautiful. He is a passionate pillow hugger.

Pillow Hugger by T-Money66 September 28, 2017

Pillow Hugger

A cute girl with a bad sense of humor and is in denial of hot guys around her. she secretly digs non-egotistical guys but allegedly points out flaws in the ones she loves most. She's usually into asian guys with small egos and they love ice skating because it makes them look "cold as ice" when she's honestly ALMOST as hot as JLB.

I met this Pillow Hugger in Djibouti , she's so into me but she keeps calling me a vegetable.

Pillow Hugger by AsianKevin June 15, 2016

pillow huggers 

People who are overly melodramatic.

An example is a person who believes that everything you need is love, then gets a crush, hugs a pillow, and say that it's "true love" already, even when only two weeks have passed. Then they break up after a few months, saying that they're not meant to be. Then she's seen with another guy, or at least has rumors about her liking another guy.

So much for "love takes time", and ironically, they love saying that too.

And, when asked what love is, they give out crappy definitions like "Love is blind, love is pure" or "Love is life", which aren't even definitions.

Some even say that "Love can't be defined, and that's it", But, they themselves claim to know if they're in love, even though they can't define it.

Another example is someone who thinks that just because she had a crush on a person for a long time, it's love, and goes to her bedroom to hug a pillow and blush like hell.

Freaking TV character wannabes.

Pillow hugger: OMG HE IS SOO CUTE! OMG IT'S LOVE! *hugs pillow*

Your mom's a pillow hugger.

Freaking pillow huggers.

pillow huggers by HRoufal February 12, 2007