Deftly, the stalky, hulking form the the moist Pigwater abruptly entered the room, and with bloodshot eyes and a snearing grimace upon his toothy maw, donkey punches Wolfgang Visarett into the cold, unforgiving ground, for all eternity.
A true memelord, master of comedy, and also a frog. He drinks not so much water but is called pogwater due to a friend not wanting to get cancelled on Twitch because his username used to be bongwaterii, and is currently thosearewaiting. The reason he's thosearewaiting is because some fucktard decided to take the name before him just to spite him.
Kwon: Hey pogwater, I have something for you.
pogwater: *kills Kwon with a boulder*
Kwon: ah fuck he got me
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.