participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'
I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.
by Pandacoon December 9, 2011
When you ejaculate inside of a girl during anal sex. She then proceeds to push out your man juice like she normally would in a regular vaginal cream pie but it comes out of her ass instead.
Dude I came inside of her ass last night! She totally fudge pied me when I was done! It was so tits!
by Moshbearpig May 19, 2013
Someone who’s hella cute and you can just describe them as cutie pie. You want to give them the whole world. For you, they’re the most attractive, most beautiful and prettiest human being on earth and they make you happy eveytime they message you.
by anonym12091994 April 2, 2019
This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.
"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?
by running out of patience May 18, 2008
When a man or woman's anal cavity is used as a pie crust. Usually being held open with a clamp of some sort, the cavity is kept wide and ingredients that go in a pie go into the hole.
by Seamypick February 12, 2015
by Shaneika Marie February 20, 2021