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Picnic Bench Super Hero

. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.

. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. Is lazy

The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.
"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"

steel beach picnic 

A term used in todays Navy (US) to describe a well earned "day off" (for those not on duty). The ships usually come to a halt to allow swimming in the waters. Barbeque is abound and in general, good times. Other than the waiting in long lines (aboard an aircraft carrier) these few and far between steel beach picnics are welcomed by even the scurviest of dogs.
sailor #1- "That steel beach picnic was awesome!"

sailor #2- "Don't be an ass, you know some of us were on duty."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026