Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

Pick My Cotton

This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.

Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.

Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.

Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'

"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."

"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."

by Ogen July 20, 2009

Pick your cotton

To have amazing or wild sex with another person.

How you doing baby, why you come back to my place so I can Pick your cotton.

by Default_Dave March 27, 2019

picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

by Dick Thimble October 18, 2010

picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 04, 2012

Picking Cotton

When a black guy fucks a girl with a tampon in.

Yo dawg, this bitch was raggin last night, so I had to go picking cotton.

by Bblaze86 April 10, 2017

picking cotton

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.

"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"

by ryan boyd November 03, 2007