OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano
player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.
After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano
player did naked cart wheels on stage.
I'm going to bet the dueling piano
player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".
The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL
I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it'
s her birthday.
After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked
sexy.
Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.
I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.