piankaism

Proponents of Eric Rodger Pianka's view 90% of the worlds human population being wiped out by ebola or other such disaster would be beneficial to the planet.

As stated in Pianka's controversial 2006 Distinguished Texas Scientist Award from the Texas Academy of Science.

Bill: Ted my esteemed compatriot, did you know scientists like Eric Rodger Pianka believe the world might be better off if 90% of the world's population were wiped out by ebola?

Ted: No way, Bill! That's uncool!

Bill: Indeed it is, Bill! Piankaism is the new apocalyptic jihad for the masses!

by quintus lentulus batiatus December 26, 2011

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Pandaism

Pandaism is an ideological view that emphasizes the lovely subjectivity and fluffy agency of pandas. The philosophical doctrine of pandaism can be best illustrated by da Vinci's Vitruvian Panda and Mona Panda.

Compared to humanism, pandaism is a lot more interesting!

by Pandada Pandavsky April 24, 2019

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Plankism

A radical religion to our lord and savior plank from Ed Edd and Eddy

Friend: Whats your religion?
Me: Plankism
Friend: Im interested

by TommCips July 20, 2018

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pianisme

A disease that will make you see the world in different way..or to be precise in "pian way"..after 3 or 4 months you will go crazy..this disease is airborne and netborne(spread online)..there is no cure for this disease

Anwar:omg!! Zidan are having pianisme
Hud:kill him and burn his body!!

Miyo:i just read pian's tweet..now i think i got pianisme

Tazang:stay away from me you animal!!!!

by Budak otai April 26, 2019

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