Phoner

The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.

Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!

by WinknSkeever October 31, 2017

phoner

(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.

Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.

by MutherFacker September 28, 2011

Phoner

When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.

Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.

by magikarpusedsplash May 25, 2011

phoner

an erection that occurs when an individual fantasizes about having a cool smart phone because in reality, their current phone is totally lame. Can sometimes result in orgasm.

Susan: Well Alan asked me to google the nearest car wash on my droid and next thing you know, im stuck to the wall and soaking wet :/

Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.

by pops5678 July 6, 2011

Phoner

When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.

*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."

by TYBGriff September 10, 2013

phoner

when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner

hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner

by zadowmanic January 18, 2011

Phoner

When your phone flips in your pocket making it appear as if you have a boner.

I thought he was really into it, turns out it was just a phoner.

by fritogirll May 5, 2015