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Phone Fucker 

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.
Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.
Phone Fucker by The real randy April 14, 2024

phone fucked

Being shuffled around between operators, departments, etc...while on the phone. This is something that usually lasts more than 30 minutes including hold time.
Once again I was busy being phone fucked while trying to contact the department head, no one even thanked me.
phone fucked by newcy July 11, 2009

phonefuckery 

When your phone randomly and spontaneously loses signal repeatedly though not constantly in an area you know for a fact has ample coverage.
Sorry we got cut off, this area is complete phonefuckery.

The area around Forest Lawn and WB is total phonefuckery.
phonefuckery by KT Writer September 4, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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