Phillip Schofield 

Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.

‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’

Phillip Schofield by JonnyPee February 8, 2020

Phillip Schofield 

Our Lord and Saviour.

Friend: ‘Do you go to church ?’
Me: ‘Nah. I just watch Phillip Schofield on This Morning’

Phillip Schofield by LAJMS123 January 4, 2020

phillip schofield 

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.

Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight

phillip schofield by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013

philip schofield 

Is god

I pray to Philip schofield

philip schofield by Philipisagod February 19, 2018

phillipschofieldsexual 

Being attracted to Phillip Schofield.

"Im phillipschofieldsexual"

phillipschofieldsexual by yxng_raver48 January 28, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020