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philanderson 

A person who smokes a lot and has a girlfriend named Ann he is a cuddly person and doesn’t know when to say “I love you”
Her boy acts like a philanderson
philanderson by Raiserslol October 5, 2018
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Philandering 

One who engages in many casual sexual experiences.
You philandering lush.
Philandering by Rheana October 20, 2005

Philandering Whore 

someone, typically a woman, who has sex or some other intimate relationship with a man in order to get ahead in life.
Sometimes she even has a boyfriend already but is willing to forgo fidelity for the chance to advance ones carreer and to get it on!
Dina is such a philandering whore, she is doing the professor just to get a good grade, i wonder what her boyfriend thinks about it?
Philandering Whore by pandapanda87 August 11, 2008

Philanderopist 

A person who is known to fuck a lot of ugly girls as charity.
Even though he gets some A-Grade pussy, Amrit can often be quite a philanderopist.
Philanderopist by TheTipsyPig December 22, 2013

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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