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phantom clap

When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.
"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."
by Phantom clap March 3, 2021
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phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!
I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.
by Lovekraft January 16, 2009
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