A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
by Greg April 8, 2005
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by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
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