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pg-13'ed
Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.
Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
pg-13'ed by frostedchaos.com August 30, 2004
Related Words
pg'ed • pg-13'ed • PG • PG County • PG&E • PG Unit from St Andrews • PG/13 • PG Tips • pg+50 • PG-13 Bisexual
pged
pged stands for "pass-guessed", and is typically a term used to describe Roblox accounts that have been compromised. you will typically see a pged account on Flex Your Account Age, New User Machine, or Club Iris.
*2006 account joins in Flex Your Account Age*
Any account younger: wow, you're pged.
Another user: pged
*1 month later*
"Your account has been terminated for being compromised. Good day."
Any account younger: wow, you're pged.
Another user: pged
*1 month later*
"Your account has been terminated for being compromised. Good day."
pged by hhahhhahahahhahhahhhahahhhfuck September 19, 2020
PGed
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