pewass

A person who's butt sticks out like a shelf and slopes in on the bottom from sitting on your ass for a long time.

Shawn: Grandma needs to spend less time at church

Brad: yeah I know she totally has a pewass now!

by Kreayshawn24 October 12, 2017

Pegassus

An incorrectly spelled forum name used by irrational retard(s) that is plainly too stupid to notice that he/she is a retard by the classic definition.

Certain displacements include the number of working headlights on a motorcycle, the use of digital vs analog speedometers, the ability to understand that you cannot master anything in 15 minutes and that a pillow is not a tool one would use during any mechanical procedure.

Pegassus greased his axle sticks using a flat and cross screwdriver, a pillow and a hammer.

by BababooeyFafaflohiMamamonkey August 13, 2012

Penass

A penis that has been in ass so many times that it resembles the inside of an asshole

Guy: are you not impressed by what you see?

Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*

by Awf uck May 14, 2014

petasse

A vulgar looking and usually bad-mouthed woman or teenage girl. Found usually in Malls trying on dresses she can't afford and chasing losers to get knocked-up.

La fille de George Bush est une petasse.

by Flo January 29, 2004

pedasstrian

that slow mofo who takes his sweet time to walk through a crosswalk.

"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"

"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

pedassag

pedassag is an abbreviation for the term "Pedar sag" in Farsi that means "your father is a dog". it is equivalent for "bitch", "arsehole" and "fuck you!". it also is used for a friendly usage "you're a cool guy"!

you're a pedassag person!

by CE Department Of SUT April 26, 2020

penass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."

by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013