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Definitions by JohnLannon

Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings

Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness

Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes
(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!

(2) Pew! someone farted!

(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.
pew by JohnLannon March 30, 2009