pettin' the one-eyed snake

Synonym for pullin' your pork.

My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!

pettin' the one-eyed snake by boobies March 13, 2004

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petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

petting the one eyed snake by markass May 3, 2006

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