Petrol Pump

This is the act of shoving your cock as far into the mouth of your partner as you can and shooting your wad straight down her throat, like your filling the car up at the Petrol Pump. You must also tap your cock against their bottom lip after you have cum and then shove her panties into her mouth like you are putting the Petrol cap back on.

You: I Petrol Pumped Becky last night and almost made her choke.

Friend: You are ruthless.

by Paul Kippers October 31, 2011

petrol pump

Men pissing in other people's mouth, most notably their mates' mouths - used as a prank.

Bob: I needed a piss so bad, and Nick was just there, so i petrol pumped him.

Nick: It wasn't that bad. It tasted like brine.

by Antastic December 26, 2007

Petrol Pump

Rhyming slang for "dump" for when you need a shit

Guy 1 "Mate, I need a petrol"

Guy 2 "you what?"

Guy 3 "petrol pump, dump. . u pillok"

by Dave118 April 22, 2011

Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

Pumpee Patrol

A term for the people who are overly sensitive about farting.

Dude, I farted in class, and out came the Pumpee Patrol.

by peachpatrol June 28, 2016

Pumpkin Patrol

Pumpkin Patrol is the name given to people with above 25 farming, a full width pumpkin farm and above 300 speed in Hypixel Skyblock. Created by thirtyvirus, a YouTuber with over 100,000 subscribers, it became a group to rival the Wise Set Gang.

The Pumpkin Patrol will be faster than ANY other armour set.

by nadjit42 March 30, 2020