petip 

Petip is a silly little walnut man who is know as the funniest thing in that world

That was a funny petip meme

petip by Epic_petip November 26, 2021

petep 

Petep Griffnt is epic fat from family man

Hey Petep

petep by Joe(mama 🤣🤣🤣🤣) October 28, 2019

Peripatextic 

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.

While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.

Peripatextic by Hexis October 16, 2009

Petite 

The first french word you learned when you were looking through 18+ websites.

*Petite* pus** get walloped by magnum ding dong.

Petite by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

Periperiatrics 

The study of nandos

You’re not doing Periperiatrics, are you?
If you must know, that’s what I’m specialising in, innit.
Wow, periperiatrics. The study of Nando’s chicken.

Periperiatrics by AusGeo January 26, 2012

petite bourgeoisie 

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

petite bourgeoisie by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013

Mon petite fleur 

An inaccurate way to write in French "my little flower". The correct expression is "ma petite fleur".
In French it can be used as a term of endearment, like "honey".
It can simply be your little flower, the one you need to water.

I love when you dance mon petite fleur.

Mon petite fleur is dead because I forgot to water it...

Mon petite fleur by Ted Losi September 27, 2014