The embodiment of a meat vessel, will confidently give life advice while crying in the shower wearing nothing but one sock. Often seen wearing a swimming cap for reasons no one dares question, and proudly cultivating an undefined, luscious beard that whispers ancient secrets and screams "Persius" into the void. Prone to giving sage advice mid-breakdown, forming emotional bonds with USB cables and Imraan. He is a lovely man. Everyone needs a Persius.
There are days that you really need a Persius in your life, it becomes awesome by the minute, but disappears once you. uhm.. yea.
by big back shaun August 14, 2025
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