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Perkin's Fishing Trip 

When you fuck your dog in the ass and then go to your wife/girlfriend and ask for a blow-job.
Jim: So what did you do on the weekend?
Bob: Went on a Perkin's fishing trip with the missus, but she didn't like the taste.

perking space 

A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.
It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.
perking space by Tim Vanderburg February 24, 2006

Chilly Perkins 

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.
Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
Chilly Perkins by Hurley665 July 20, 2009

Jeffery Perkins 

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈
Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
Jeffery Perkins by Wormdog September 17, 2020
Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
Perkins by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008

Anthony Perkins 

A really hot actor who played in the role of Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie “Psycho”.
Anthony Perkins is so stunning and handsome.
Anthony Perkins by Kranklefeet April 28, 2019