Perjury Trap

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When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.

Lying when the other person already knows the answer.

I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!

Perjury Trap by Fo Gish November 13, 2018

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perjury trap

The act of asking a liar a question under oath

Asking the President if he has done anything illegal is a perjury trap because everything he does is illegal and everything he says is a lie, therefore the statements can’t be reconciled.

perjury trap by Juan Moore Beer June 8, 2018

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perjury trap

n. Donald J. Trump’s inner circle; the location of any close associate of Donald J. Trump; the place someone goes if they align their interests with those of Donald J. Trump

“Don’t tell me a perjury trap isn’t real, when people start colluding with Donald Trump they immediately begin lying themselves into criminal investigations, then they perjure themselves until they are convicted felons.”

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Perjury Trap

The hole between a liar's nose and chin.

If Donald Trump doesn't want to get arrested he shouldn't open his perjury trap.

Perjury Trap by mpino September 3, 2018

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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