per per 

doing something cute or it can also mean a fly.

a guy opening a door for a old lady "per per"
eww a per per landed on my food.

per per by nigjew October 7, 2007

Per-per

When a woman is having her period or about to.

Clyde: "Are you on your per-per?"

Jane: "Oh, she is just on her per-per..."

Per-per by Mr. Super Pib January 16, 2012

per per stains 

Stains left behind from a woman on her period

Girl: "I need to change me bedding because there are per per stains on them"
Mom: "Those are the hardest stains to get out"

per per stains by bryceee_69 March 27, 2014

scrumdly yum yum ah per per 

sum on tikotk

Gurl u ate that scrumdly yum yum ah per per

scrumdly yum yum ah per per by bvuygvuryr January 11, 2023

pm per hour per minute

pm per hour per minute Or Ph or Ps

yo bro what is your pm per hour per minute ???

pm per hour per minute by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022

more pounce per ounce 

A person who's Really Good at fucking.

He told me I had more pounce per ounce! I knew I was a hot fuck but Damn! The Ultimate compliment regarding sex.

more pounce per ounce by Starchylde June 6, 2016

Cost per Nut (CPN) 

Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?”

In its simplest form:

CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)

MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.

Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.

Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.

CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.

In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.

"Hey Bro! I think they’re both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"

"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"

Cost per Nut (CPN) by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023