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peppered the seat

(v.) A violent and runny explosion emanating from your bowels that when released into the toilet it up splashes on to the bottom of the toilet seat. This maybe seen after eating some e coil infected food or 2 week old lunch meat.
commonly seen at a skidhider house
Nathan: hey Ryan, can i use your bathroom?

Ryan: sure

(2 minutes later)

Nathan: you might want to get some clorox to the bathroom stat. i just peppered the seat.
by The Gash Mangler February 16, 2009
mugGet the peppered the seatmug.

Peppering The Toilet Seat

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.
Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!
by Chicken Salad June 25, 2015
mugGet the Peppering The Toilet Seatmug.

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