pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

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