When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head
'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.
by Miss A. Crew September 26, 2008
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a sucker for girls cums in diffrent flavers
by .... September 25, 2003
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Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.
"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."
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Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.
We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!
by D-lo June 6, 2003
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when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive
hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.
by noushut February 25, 2018
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