penis snake

A penis so large it can be identified as a snake in textbooks

Holy shit is that Jim's Penis Snake on page 44?!

penis snake by John Footpenis 3 February 20, 2014

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

Penis snake by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

snake penis 

A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.

Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.

snake penis by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep May 1, 2008

snake penis 

A name given to someone with a fire crotch. The white penis coming out of the red pubic hairs looks like a snake coming out of a bush

Devon has a snake penis!

snake penis by chembabe87 April 28, 2008

penis shake 

when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.

after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.

penis shake by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

penis shake 

a sexual favor a girl gives a guy. commonly called a handjob or hj

dayummm, that girl gives a great penis shake!

penis shake by kissmyapple December 3, 2007

shake penis

To hang out and flirt with a group of girls. See if any of them like what you've got to offer.

"All the booze is gone.. you wanna go try and find another party? or we could just stay here and shake penis."

shake penis by gusthegoat2302 October 29, 2009