penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

penis pump

A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis

Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom

by Jason May 7, 2003

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

penis pump

An insult towards a person.

Last one there is a penis pump.

by Juan Carlos Fernandez November 7, 2004

penis pump

a pump which inlarges your penis

katherine: your penis is so small , i dont like that !
daniel: well i cant help it
katherine: well here, use this penis pump!

by KillerQueen9000 January 22, 2009

penis pump

a tube slightly larger than u wiener that you put ur wiener in and pump the air out of which expands your dick.

He had a small wiener so he bought a penis pump to enlarge it.
He had a Huge wiener so be bought a penis pump to make it even bigger.

by Chris Aiken January 11, 2008

penis pump

a tail-pipe resonator on 4-cyl car

"John is so lame. He put a penis pump on his Ford Focus."

by adam barto October 15, 2007