penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

penis murking by xSebZero April 11, 2021

penis marking 

The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.

I have a penis marking!

penis marking by Mike Will November 18, 2003

penis marking 

when you wake up after a night of drinking and you have a penis drawn on your face.

oh man, you got a penis marking.

penis marking by Big Frech November 19, 2003

penis marking 

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish. This means that you had long and great sex, maybe not enough but you cummed and you pushed it too hard and got a mark from having "that" sex

"Honey, i think we had too much sex!Or maybe i pushed too hard! I got a penis marking!"

penis marking by anonymous help February 26, 2005

penis marking 

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.

"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"

penis marking by anonymous help May 13, 2005