penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

by rickstalentedtongue June 04, 2008

Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

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by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019