by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010
marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada
*name has been changed for protection
*name has been changed for protection
by anjie July 25, 2004
The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
by Dwayne's Love Child November 27, 2008
The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
by ElSenorDuke November 22, 2014
Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
by RBurton May 17, 2009
Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.
I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.
by Enell January 05, 2013
by Jeffery Epstein July 05, 2021