by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada
*name has been changed for protection
*name has been changed for protection
by anjie July 24, 2004

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
by RBurton May 16, 2009

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.
I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.
by Enell January 05, 2013

by Jeffery Epstein July 04, 2021
