penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

by anjie July 24, 2004

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.

her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.

by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014

Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

by RBurton May 16, 2009

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

by Enell January 5, 2013

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021