penigluer

A person who slathers themselves in great amounts of cum with the intent of making people stick to them. The penigluer would then go out in a public setting and run into other people, causing them to stick and become one giant hivemind of cum and person.
My dad saw a penigluer at work today, so he hid under his desk in hopes that it wouldn't get him.
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