boy-next-door type. so sweet, but also can be serious. he's the best friend that never gets the girl, though he'd do anything for her. he's very smart and shy. If you get to know him, you know he likes you.
"Hey, Pengyu just gotrejected again."
"For real? He bought her chocolate!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).