Pencil Penis

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Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

Pencil Penis by Mat rob November 25, 2016

Words you can keep

Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.

“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”

Pencil Penis by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

Related Words

Pencil Penis • pencilenis • pencil • Pencil dick • Pencil - Case • pencil sharpener • pencil neck • pencil pusher • Pencil Slop • pencil fucked

pencil penis

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

pencil penis by Consternation June 18, 2017

pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

pencil penis by greninjolo March 26, 2022

pencilenis

Disease of tha pencil dick

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus

pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026