pelican briefs 

Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.

"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."

pelican briefs by Haskins Lombardi II December 19, 2003

Pelican Brief 

When you are getting a Blow Job and the girl also takes your balls and at the same time sticks her tongue up your ass.

You would have thought she was related to John Grisham by the quality Pelican Brief she gave me!

Pelican Brief by Baby Arm May 28, 2008

Pelican Brief 

Loosely based off the movie the Pelican Brief. It’s the name of an unknown rapper who hails from East Sacramento. Known for this vulgarq humor and simplistic beats.

Yo, that new Pelican Brief album East Sacramento was lit.

Did you pick up a copy of Pelican Briefs EP East Sacramento at Starbucks today?

Pelican Brief by lil G-40 April 20, 2018