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pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.
I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.
pee hammer by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011
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Pee Hammer

when a guy has a bladder problem and pees out of his anus and or rectum
the doctor say he has a pee hammer

Peenhammer 

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer
Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night
Peenhammer by Rah300 March 22, 2020
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