pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.

After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Pecker Checker

Prison slang for a guy who looks at other guy's dicks while they are in the shower.

AKA Shower Shark or Peter Gazer

Gary didn't like to go into the shower with the other guys because there were too many pecker checkers in jail.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

pecker checker

A man, regardless of sexual orientation, who has a habit of glancing (or checking out) at other men's penises.

John makes me feel uncomfortable. Have you noticed how he looks at everyone's dick? I think he's a pecker checker.

by Jack Shepard June 11, 2006

pecker checker

A sort-of synonym for size queen, this is a chick who checks out dudes' packages like men check out tits. She's not always very subtle, either, and there are more of them than you think. She will befriend a male of average to less-than-average penis size, but she only dates/fucks well endowed men.

The girl I just talked to at school glanced more than once at my crotch- I think she's a pecker checker.

by SHOGGOTH_KING January 20, 2013

pecker checker

To grab a man's crotch in order to check for male genitals.

That dude was talking like a female so I had to pull a pecker checker.

by Mitch October 28, 2003

Pecker Checker

When a female is caught checking out a mans package.

I caught Amanda pecker checking me. She is a pecker checker.

by DemBoys11 October 1, 2016