pecker bitch

a pecker bitch is a dumb tall blonde creole coon ass from louisisana who can't pronunciate his words correctly and is balding, hunts gators in his home in the bayou and throws empty threats like 'im gonna stompa mud hole n' yer ass'. also he is very lazy and fat and lazy. also thinks he is number two to the messiah but is wrong and wizard island is acctualy number two

avants is a pecker bitch

by chacalicious October 31, 2008

Pecker lips bitch

Someone who is so annoying that they must suck dick for a living. Does not imply Gayhood. Merely a modifyer for how annoying someone is.

For instance, Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights.
He is not gay but finds himself at the business end of a cock.
His foolish drug-addled behavior gets him into the trouble that turns him into a cocksucker. Hence, he is being a Pecker Lips Bitch.

Phineas was puffing peckers with a pernicious gusto, therefore he is a Pecker lips bitch.

by Stoogin-Poogins August 10, 2006