Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More
like a rotting
pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his
pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the
Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou
Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.