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peanutbutter penis by Thisone134 January 2, 2009
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Peanut Butter Penis
This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.
"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"
"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"
"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"
"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
Peanut Butter Penis by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009
peanut butter and penis
when you stick your dick inside a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite ;)
girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut butter and penis with me
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!
peanut butter and penis by mr badass 000 April 29, 2012
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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