The use of the word peanuts (or peanut) in a sentence to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective in a nonsensical way. Most often done to annoy someone who is overly particular about the English language. I.e. A Grammar Nazi
Peanutery is a form of tomfoolery involving the word peanut.
A 'nuttier' way to use the word peanuts.
"He uses the word peanuts wrong all the time.... he is a true master of Peanutery."
"Usain Bolt is so peanuts that he has won 9 Olympic gold medals!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).